Pen and Paper D & D

It's been a long Halloween weekend. After Japanese Class at ISU I headed to my PNP (pen and paper) D&D 3.5 game to play my Wyrmling Copper Dragon Renathorithithus or as the whole group calls her Ren. After our Warforged Leviathan (or Levi) carted a snake lady though town tied in rope, manacles, gagged with cloth and rope, and chained some more at 1hp, we all split up in town. The bard went to get drunk and get slapped by women, the rogue went to steal from the snake lady's manor, and I followed the rogue until I got hungry and lost interest in following a halfling, then proceeded to make a bed out of the top of a book case of one of the local lord's main study.

We met up the next day in the lord's house as a script translated a message and gave us a map of a secret hideout. I took a cute tie of alter self from the bard while he was casting a spell on me, then got some extra healing from the locals. Then we headed out of town with the bard playing his music (we youtubed the instrument and had it playing for effect). It started a conversation where the halfling proceeded to explain to the 9 month old dragon about humanoids. Now she understands if it's got a beard it's either a male of one of the races or a female dwarf. The little dragon still doesn't understand why it even matters but figured it's just a game to keep the lesser creatures entertained with an excuse to fight. While looking for the dungeon, I altered myself to be sky blue to scout. Once inside the bard hinted I should look like a Blue Dragon of my age. A UMD roll yielded great results and I fit the bill perfect for an evil little dragon.

The 1st guards attacked right away before even seeing us clearly with an entangle spell. The whole party less the bard got out with so much ease we might as well have been walking through paper. A strong bluff almost got the guards to back off but the bard's diplomacy blew the bluff out of the water by throwing in facts that the bluff was able to leave out. Thus our ruse was seen through and we were forced to dispatch the guards for their own good. The little dragon wanted to let them live; if they could have been just as dumb as the average humanoid it would have worked. After a one-sided fight, I had a meal of snake man while the rogue and bard looked for traps on the door. It was trapped with a powerful electric trap. The rogue turned to me and asked me to open it, after all weren't dragons immune or something. Thus I had to teach about dragon's strong and weak points as I bravely used the snake body as a shield and scurried far away from the deadly door. Through teamwork we got past the trap. I gnawed the arm off the snake man, and the bard used mage hand to open the door as the hand fried. He then used an open/close spell to finish opening the door. GAME PAUSE